Pick another table, kiddo. My louboutins have claimed this one.

He's K I D D O until these Louboutins have decided otherwise.

Now... there's certainly not a little cur implying his /very expensive/ shoes would possibly S M E L L... right? Because said little cur might have to take a walk with the Mesmer himself.

Fishin' for cement shoes is more like.

{Leaving @JustACuteThief's "Forgive Me Mummy?" Box of goodies on the bed for when she wakes up, I saunter into the kitchen in naught but my kimono to scramble up a proper full Welsh—the only thing I can actually make without setting fire to anything.}

— ғᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ᴡᴀʏ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴏɴᴇ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ ᴏɴʟʏ — ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴍʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs. ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀs sɪɢɴɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ғᴏʀ... sᴇᴇᴋɪɴɢ ʙᴀɴᴛᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɪɴs, & ᴘʟᴏᴛ ᴅᴇᴠ. | #ʟᴏsᴛɢɪʀʟ ᴏᴄ — sɪɴᴄᴇʀᴇʟʏ, #ᴇʙᴏɴʏ

Oh Succubunny~!

I'm your mother now.

Then it's official. I'm your new Mummy. I'm a fabulous Mummy, pet. Filled with all the right pearls of wisdom.

{Gasps in mock offense, clutching my heart.} You wound me!

Oh I understand completely, kitten. Love is for suckers. Suckers and the men who fall in love with wicked dominatrix/little girl combos.

Well then you've got a lot to learn, kiddo.

Ooh, returned from the Morrigan’s prison and the first thing he sees is— two pretty little playthings gettin’ with the n a s t a y ~

“The trick to a perfect kimono is gettin’ the perfect amount of cling and cover. Show off all the a s s e t s just like it should. Naturally, mine’s p e r f e c t i o n.”

And there go the little bunnies back at it again where everyone can see. Not that he’s complainin’. Would’ve preferred an invitation but~

“This is what you’ve got people resortin’ to, succucuckin’? Eugh. Gag me — and not in the kinky way.”

What’s a Fae gotta do for a damn drink ‘round here...

Whines for @JustACuteThief because she’s hoggin’ all the good booze.