// Uhh... Twitter?

You say 'innocent', but I'm not entirely sure you know what that word means.

Innocent = Not Sansa. Simple.

I may like cutting, beating, causing pain and murdering but I'm not a monster guys, Jesus.

He DOES have feelings you idiots.

When you have the hottest girl in the room:

When people try to be sexier than me:

It appears I have been in conversation recently...

*I pull out my phone and send a text to Sansa Stark "You busy?"*

*Squinty-eyed glares at TL...*

I have a close eye on you, "Theon". Don't forget it, or else you may be punished. x.com/greyjoyreborn/…

I do not take being taunted with lies well, you should know this. x.com/greyjoyreborn/…

She certainly wouldn't be if she saw the real you.... Reek. x.com/greyjoyreborn/…

Of course you are. *Smirks* Now run along. x.com/greyjoyreborn/…

Where is that vermin, Theon Greyjoy ?

There will be fun, but not for you, Reek.

Well... You can. I won't prohibit that... However, Theon, it will not be fun.

😍 x.com/sansyreborn/st…

*After 'working' for a while, I forcefully close the lid of my laptop. Sitting for a moment, I draw a breath before I pull out my phone-

- and send a text to Sansa Stark* "Hey. You busy?"