Exactly. Like other day I watched this movie where spider bites a guy and he becomes spider man!

Dem catch b@ndit na repentant Boko haram, but suspect dey confess for mouth dem gun am down, Omo if dem explain Nigeria for you, you fit craze

I’m yet to reach the peak of my beauty and that's something to look forward to.

Can my parents stop getting older while I figure things out for the next 5 years it’s actually so unfair

Every word is "performative" when you have the vocabulary of a 4-year-old

i’m going to be a completely different person by 2027, but my obsession with this show will remain the same.

30 on the 30th ouuuuuu 🌸💞💕✨ Happy birthday to meeee

Oh, if he were back home in Nigeria, his fellow pedos would ask us why a 19 years old girl was out by that time of the night alone. A very pedo country.

I’ve been quiet… not absent. I was building, protecting, and embracing the greatest blessing of my life. God gave me more than I prayed for a woman who became a mother of three, and three kings to call my own 👑👑👑 My world. My responsibility. My legacy. Alhamdulilah! ✨

if you want to piss men on twitter off, just tell them to be a present father in their children's life. funny lot. even the jobless ones will create scenarios where they work under the sea & are inaccessible to the world every 6 months. psst

"I regretted voting Obi in 2023" I don't know why you're regretting a decision that hasn't had any effect whatsoever in your life for the last 3 years.

I’ll never understand women that’ll buy car and lie that their man bought it. Can never be me. Make people no know say I be big madam ke?

Taking a flight for 25k and 270k in one lifetime(a lifetime of less than thirty years mind you) is abysmal. What a country.😭

Dear Airtel, Since there's shortage of people that sell akara on Saturday morning, why don't you look into that business and leave this telecom business? Best disregard, An unsatisfied customer.

the children are with their father. why are you talking like she abandoned them to die.

If you cannot write your BSc Final year project yourself, you are not worthy of your certificate.

Any money you did not put in my account cannot pressure me.

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.

I attended an event and the aunties only asked me when I’m getting my masters. The world is finally healing. ❤️‍🩹

Me under Tinubu's reign. I'm carrying very heavy burdens.