is erika kirk going to ever be allowed to remarry or is her full time job for the rest of her life being a widow

BREAKING: A MAGA televangelist who told his congregants to give him all their money because the rapture would happen today has reportedly disappeared with all the cash.

Using Chat GPT

then you shouldn't have endorsed and voted for the guy who explicitly wanted to do this, dummy.

92%ers realizing this tweet was an easter egg

REPUBLICANS: Trump wasn’t involved in Kimmel getting cancelled. TRUMP: I was involved and I’m gonna try again.

HE WAS A PODCASTER

Theo sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Theo reaping:

Reminder: You can make a blanket pallet + lay on the floor and watch cartoons whenever you want

turns out if you let yourself cry/grieve/go a bit insane w the gravity of your emotions without trying to make them into something rational and logical or lock them away in fear of how you’ll ruin your life if you feel them you actually do start to feel better faster. who knew

Wait till they find out it was the US staff that messed up.

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Thank you, it was such an honor to be able to have them on honestly. Very much out of our depth, but it was a blast for us to talk with them about the industry and their movie One Battle After Another coming out this Friday. Lenny and Benny were awesome!

Legislation has been filed in Congress to put Charlie Kirk on U.S. coinage.

I'm not a lawyer but...the head of the FBI literally tweeting pictures of unconfirmed evidence within minutes of a murder seems like the dumbest shit imaginable.

not radcliffe staying the realest

no one ever had my dad’s number harder than when John Mulaney said “you might think your dad has friends — you’re wrong. your *mom* has friends, and they have husbands”

I agree with the sentiment, but no book worth reading can be reduced to a five-minute summary. This is a lie advanced by tech bros and managers. These people are basically illiterate and cannot fathom that there is any purpose for information which can't be monetized

This statue really got under Trump’s skin. He had it hauled off in the dead of night, days before the permit even expired. The anonymous artists say they asked to be notified if removal was ordered. Instead, the Trump admin had parks services swoop in, tear it down, and left

For me, it’s also the awareness of what a summary means - someone else is deciding what aspects of the book should be important to me. Reminds me of the Wizard of Oz synopsis that categorizes the movie as the journey of a serial killer. I decide what I think, thanks.