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// white people are sus

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ don't mind the broken glass , he's looking for a broom.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ so you’re basically ‘ besties ‘ with my close friend , sam , wouldn’t you agree ?

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ . . . not as close as us but— so i was thinkinggggg . . . can you get me a spot on the avengers ?

⠀ ⠀ kate katie hawkeye ⠀ ⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ shoveling a spoonful of sugar in to his mouth. very nutritious.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ advice ? now she has to tell him and he'll determine if it's good or not. the microwave was not working in his favor.

/ / fuck y’all

⠀ john walker hmu

⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ˖ . ࣪ ₊ ⊹ . ˚ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ — 𝐓’𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐔𝐃𝐀𝐊𝐔 ⠀ ⠀⠀࿐ - - - 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑓 𝑤𝑎𝑘𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑎 ⠀ ⠀　┊ ⋱ ❪ WRITTEN BY KURT. ❫ ⠀⠀ ⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ who to harass . . .

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ too late , shes been spotted.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ hello new vict-- i mean friend.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ attention ? love ? bird seeds ? so many things so little time.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ of course ! but he expects most of the attention on him.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ well redwing is a special case so that one to one ratio is gonna have to be one to two. or is it two to one ? math isn't his expertise.

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