We have been told that we are generally good friends❣️❣️

chat if we get birdhouses than ya bird poppy will have a place to watch the games and gets to make some friends! they get so lonely at home when ya boi's at work😭 (art by fluffypacifist 🐰)

Okay. Okay, we’re back. Uh, so the parakeets may have been a mistake.

Blaseball may be “extremely confusing” and “for math people” but we won’t let that stop us from sending thank-you gifts to teams that built bird houses!!

Listen up everyone, this thread is my theory on what happened Before in Blaseball, and what's been going on as a result. It's gonna be a long one, so buckle up and mute #blaseball if you need to. (1/27)

Again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again

Hey! Due to some recent events we’ve decided we want a rival. Peanuts are now no longer enough. Applications are open!

I think we should be able to bring players back from Elsewhere. We could totally drag them. Like it might take a frankly ridiculous number of us but we could definitely do it.

Wyatt Glover rolled into a worse player 4 times straight, helped everyone earn coins without thinking about it, helped us tank, made manipulating the noodle easy, and singlehandedly ruined the credit ratings of the entire league. To a legend 🧤

The Breath Mints A cold breeze Death, and the fog of a chill morning Burning away under the light of the Sun

Hope the Anchor’s doing alright with all “The Breath Mints.” tweets!

The Breath Mints.

Stories are never kind to their characters, and even less so to their readers. The odds were always meant to be against us.

WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH BLASEBALL RIGHT NOW: A THREAD FOR NEW PEOPLE DESPERATELY TRYING TO HAVE A GRASP ON THINGS

NAMERIFEHT: okay, so we all know there are four types of team. nullified, scattered, deceased and miscellaneous. FOUNDERS OF BLASEBALL: yes, continue.

LIKE MAGIC Like a Really Bad Mistake writes about the players who left their golden touch on Yellowstone through the seasons. blaseball.news/2021/08/21/pan…