You may be fat ugly stupid broke dead left to rot in the streets but you will never be as big of a loser as the guy in the cutoff hoodie in the gym

Clancy Brown shouldve been Conquest, Jeffery Dean Morgan shouldve been Kregg #Invincible

Sorry mom, dad. Im gonna make my money the old fashioned way (making a perfect bracket)

Just went on a long walk and had a beer at a dive after They should teach this technique in schools

Hes literally me dude look at him

Andor S2 premiere

Going to see revenge of the sith in theaters tn will be live tweeting the event! Have questions? Tweet #SithBirdlord and i will answer!

This has just come across my desk. Can someone confirm?

If you’re driving with the windows up today Find God

Did Sabrina Carpenter go too far with her new album cover? Ernestine and I debate on this week's "Skip vs Ernestine" youtu.be/YH_8YOQGhf0

HEAT DOME HEAT DOME HEAT DOME HEAT DOME HEAT DOME HEAT DOME

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

Blind person with tons of tattoos in the gym right now

Crowes want to join civilization so badly. You can just tell. They want to be prosperous citizens and build factories and bring jobs back to economically depressed small towns.

Used the word faggot correctly today (bundle of sticks) now wheres my nobel prize???

Made a definitive enemy in the gym today. Exhilarating feeling. Workout was so good.

Hey Caleb Williams please stop limiting comments on your insta posts I need to gas up my QB1

New tame impala has me thinking house is the convergent evolution crab of the music world

GIVEAWAY ALERT!!! !🐻 We have been busy- 10k followers, win over eagles, 9-3….. Shirtless Ben, packers week!!! So…I’m back teaming up with our guy Ryne Kinney to do something crazy! If the #bears beat the packers this week, we want to giveaway a SIGNED LUTHER BURDEN

Sam Monson Voting for MVP