I would love this, Helena is a bad bitch.

Wotor pamp

This dude deserves the maximum sentence. Just go to the range and shoot like a dipshit. Swamp dogs are to be protected.

Just because a government entity has a legacy of being competent and dangerous doesn't mean they aren't infinitely incompetent and childish.

The shaheds are gonna have a fuckin field day with this one.

being a fish sucks because you have your usual gallery of underwater predators and then also you have to worry about a demon from another realm appearing to kill you too

Tape measure papercut

They are turning us into England Have you every used royal mail? Absolutely dogshit

I'm smashing everything in my house like this when I get home

SLURP SLURP SLURP

Coming back to work on Monday after having the piss out your ass virus on your one day off is suboptimal.

Lobbyists, lawyers and town councils are expensive, time consuming and fallible. A sledge hammer costs maybe 60-80 bucks.

Technology may have evolved but design is a dried skeleton. I would kill for some slick designed personal electronics.

Welcome back civil war style field hospitals.

That's ancient piss in a pepsi bottle

Them: hey, are you ok? You seem grumpy today. Me: yes, I'm grumpy today. Them: oh, well are you ok?? Me: yes I am, I am grumpy today though Them: oh, well are you- Me: