Asking me for an ID on the pants in the IG comments is like asking Rodin to make you a little sculpture on the street … you seem confused about how and under what conditions Art is made and sold

habibi learn to stand first

Travis Kelce was made by God to be born in Manchester and go on Love Island but something got mixed up and he landed in Kansas City

A masterclass in how to deconstruct a click bait journalist:

amc should have one theatre with tree stump seats where you can spit and holler

i secretly have my doubts about whether or not salting the pasta water affects anything but i do it anyways because i am a SHEEP

I was the White House staffer who decided that Biden should swallow an entire pineapple whole and then hold his breath and do a few spins before this debate

bro… 😭😭

why does the soccer goalie wear a different shirt do they not fw him?

So Macron called snap elections. The left won. Macron refuses to honor the election results. How is this not a coup? How is France not now a dictatorship? Where the f**k is our so-called, famous free press on this? Not a peep.

Night life like Jill stein I'm at my third party

"I hope Joe Biden lives in shame of his horrific Legacy" Joe Biden's thoughts:

fishing is about deceiving the fish. hiding the hook with a worm is so dishonest. i am an honest and pure soul so of course i am not good at it

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

making duck confit