I HAVE NO FRIENDS I AM A LONELY WASTELAND GRANDMA

I hate my 11,000 Junkrat sons (She's knitting 11,000 sweaters)

Ah. I get it. Your crime sprees would bring unwanted attention to us. I get it.

also i have just reached ONE THOUSAND BIGG TWEETS so that's cool i guess. still dying of radiation poisoning.

Thank you, JEFF.

policeman: your son has committed a crime me: my... my son? policeman: (shows me junkrat pic) he says you are his mother me: god damnit

Listen. I am the cryptid healer of the Junkyard and when the police are told I am your mother it makes the mysterious image DIFFICULT

Welcome to Junkertown, get ready to Fucking Die

GET OUT this is my dust-collecting tl you're RUINING

NNNNNNNNNNNN

i'm slowly dying of radiation poisoning BUT you can't just exclude me from the living

that's BIGG WADJET to you

have you never heard of Respect Your Elders

HOW D A RE YO U

in my experience, people just die at random all the time. it's not really a big event.

..........Everyone Dies HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BIGG WADJET: 1

don't tell them i said this but i love all ten thousand of my junker children

WHOMST HAS AWOKEN ME FROM MY GRANDMA NAP