She 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 needs to shoot something. That ain’t nothing new. But maybe he’ll come along. Only if she says what’s wrong.

⠀ Death’s a 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ╱ this is nothing but a jon hamm thirst acc thank u for ur time ⠀

⠀ He’s missed 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑨 𝑺𝑪𝑯𝑴𝑰𝑫𝑻. ﹔ ( despite the stress she causes him ). So much so that he’s got a 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 gift for whenever she chooses to return. ⠀

⠀ * 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐄. ┈┈ 𝑅𝑈𝑆𝑆𝐼𝐴’𝑆 𝐹𝐼𝑁𝐸𝑆𝑇. ⠀

⠀ ❛ 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘭 𝘩𝘺𝘥𝘳𝘢. ⠀

Perhaps the best time for some good ol’ hailing then.

Is that a threat? Rude.

Join the winning team already.

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⠀ ❛ No need to get feisty, now. ❜ to 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 about the amount of time he spends on dental care as well * ( of course it’s a lot, 𝙝𝙮𝙙𝙧𝙖’𝙨 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙩 always has to look his best ). ⠀

⠀ nah, as much as he hates the avenger’s favourite star-spangled prick, he’s better kept alive - - - more entertaining that way. ⠀

⠀ seems like that would take so much effort for a loosing battle, however, * ( 𝙥𝙚𝙬 𝙥𝙚𝙬 ). ⠀

⠀ bold of her to assume that particular look doesn’t fuel the fantasies and eagerness of so many agents - - - not him, of course, * ( 𝗮𝗵𝗲𝗺 ). ⠀

⠀ his asshole never goes to waste, don’t you worry. god, what a weird achievement. ⠀

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ❛ ⠀ hi , i’m 𝒂𝒗𝒂 . . . ⠀

⠀ ⠀ —— 𝐴 𝐺𝐻𝑂𝑆𝑇 𝑆𝑇𝑂𝑅𝑌 . . . ⠀