You have to give the dangling snake his dues; no matter how much I give out he comes back for more.

Never see Kayleigh using the litter tray. I'm not risking that bottomless white pool humans use. Crazy.

Sat on the balcony wandering what birds taste like. Chicken?

Brr. Having a quick walk on the balcony, but I don't like the weather.

Right, time for a catnap.

Ha! Just showed that toy snake what-for. It'll think twice before mocking me again.

Would you excuse me? Visiting the little cat's room.

Starting the day off with a good snooze, wonderful.

Lunch, I think? Or is this breakfast, if I've just woken up?

Spending a penny. Whatever that is.

Never see Kayleigh using the litter tray. I'm not risking that bottomless white pool humans use. Crazy.

Brr. Having a quick walk on the balcony, but I don't like the weather.

Brilliant - lunch time. I wonder if scratching at that timed feeder makes it open a bit earlier?

Going to sleep! Can't beat it!

BRB. Pouncing on a dangling shiny thing.

Ooh! Shiny thing! Shiny thing! Dangling toy snake! Ooh!

Birds are stupid. Imagine having to move your head like that when you walked; idiots.

Would you excuse me? Visiting the little cat's room.

Am up on the balcony, keeping an eye on those stupid birds.

I've had a busy day. Sleep, I think, yes, sleep definitely.