The only time it’s ok to disrespect women is in bed

I wish the people who figured out how to make it look like there’s a lot more potato chips in the bag than there really are would start making underwear.

I need to get back into a tattoo chair an work on another half sleeve

First warm day we get I’m busting C.J Thiel ass on the golf course ⛳️🍻

Really hoping everything works out an I end up getting my truck back tomorrow

I’m calling in sick

Even though she needs a bath it sure does feel good to have her back home

Budweiser's are red Bud light's are blue If you buy a case I'll drink it with you. 🍻

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I would get stuck behind a school bus on the one morning I’m running late to work

Sleeping alone really gets old

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I like big blunts and I cannot lie.

skinny guys be eating 8 meals a day and get asked “where do you put all that” bitch it goes to that horse cock

“Pouring slabs by day, smoking slabs by night”

I’m a firm believer now that packing your lunch for work the next day drunk is the move cause im about to be eating like a king tomorrow

What a day 200 morels an a gobbler

I can get behind this kind of propoganda 🤤

South bound 🤪Matt Binegar

I failed to beat the Ace on #braap with a time of 0:25.654 playing #madskillsmx2 mad.mx/g3t1t