Guys how do I apply for and then get employed in multiple jobs in the US government so I can sit at home doing nothing and getting paid for it? Asking for a friend. If you could let me know how to do all the necessary banking and tax fraud with the IRS too that'd be great. Ta! ❤️

This week in the UK, muslims are giving money to charity because it's going to be Ramadan soon and lot of people are upset because they had to see the word "Allah" on signs or something. Very fragile behaviour from these so called "Englishmen", sad!

I notice Donny didn't actually say what the letter said, he asked Starmer to say what the letter said 🫣

Yo someone drive this guy's motorcade past the book depository asap. That interview was one of the most disgusting thing I've ever watched. We need a three day special operation to Washington at this point.

Trump calm down

Blue check marks understand how soft power works challenge (any %0) (impossible)

We gotta stop giving developers big chunks of premium real estate like Elephant & Castle and letting them build super bland blocks of nothing that don't contribute anything to the skyline, anything to the eye level interest for the public and cos it's UK will be poorly built.

No but why is Elon always trying to dress like Linda Hamilton in T2 tho?

Paddington decided to try cross country at Badminton, but the course was too difficult…

Malachi Brogden Hearne 🇦🇺 bot like? yea, you a bot to like deez nuts in your mouth

Some lefties online are so exhausting I swear to god. NOOOOO YOU'RE NOT AS PROGRESSIVE AS MEEEEEEEE I DECLARE YOU A LIB/RIGHTOID/NAZI/MILKSHAKE DUCK/etc. Fucking give it a rest, as long as we are all moving in the same general direction we'll get roughly where we need to go.

"stick to menswear"

Games gone #MyXAnniversary

This is a recently completed British train station. It is pathetic, value engineered to a level of comatose ugliness that dispirits & dulls the mind, dissuading passengers & degrading the trains that run through it. It is not civic or sociable architecture....

Of course, that’s your contention. You’re a first year looksmaxxer who just got into mogging. Just finished watching some Clav clip, probably when he got brutally mogged by ASU frat president, and so naturally that’s what you will believe until next month, when you figure out

Vinnie Jones is the only footballer to ever commit a professional foul on a mascot… He said: "He had to have it. He had to go. He was giving it all that on the way out he was. Started getting the crowd going. Mervyn Day was in goal. He smashed one past Merv in the top corner.

Key 🗝 🦊 you're a postman who throws pee grenades at ghosts whenever the ghost detecting baby on your chest cries

My Death Stranding 2 playthrough is going to take me 100 hours and 50 of those will just be sitting watching the aerial camera orbiting shot at the top of all the hills in the starting area.

Just pointing out that I broke the story 7 months ago that Mandelson failed vetting from the security services and put it to Downing Street...so the idea that Downing Street only found out on Tuesday is complete nonsense. independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

Reminder - Mandelson had already had to resign twice from previous posts for misconduct in office, a matter of public record, so anyone who knew him and recommended him in the first place must have known he wasn't going to pass the vetting process.