Soo the other night I forced my uber to pull over so I can yack. THE UBER HAD THE AUDACITY TO LEAVE MY ASS ON THE 405. This is why I don't go out..

I’m picky with who I share my energy with

my loyalty got cellulite

Dear God, I think you forgot about my ass and titties. I promise I'll act right. amen

Overthinking & making excuses for people treating me wrong because I don’t want them out of my life

You napped all 3 days tho

My kindergarten class has my whole heart, but they also got me taking naps when I hangout with friends

My own sorority won’t follow me. CSUN Alpha Xi Delta

Let me give you the world dumbass

Please help me report this account

BIG FACTS.

Spends one day with me

CSUN students walking into BWW after ratatouille made an appearance

I just got offered a candy by a stranger and my fatass ate it. If you don’t hear from me y’all know why