"brotherly shove? yeah that's anal bro" - bean

For a movie all about tempo, Whiplash has horrible pacing

The new (at least for me) TikTok feature where they ask what about a video I don't like when I say "not interested" seems good! But it also disappears after like 2 seconds, and for that, it's awful

Sedona Prince's college career is FINALLY done

Guys I can't believe it happened again this year

No one cares that I think a portion of the new Lorde song clip very vaguely sounds like part of the Lower Brinstar theme from Super Metroid

I usually don't crave fast food, but I just watched a Taco Bell commercial, and I feel like I could eat anything and walk away unscathed

14 hours, plus a 3-hour time difference, 1 cross-country flight, 2 bus rides, and 1 train later, I made it home from Seattle

He didn't throw a no-hitter, but it's still Woo Wednesday, and that can never be taken away from him

Got rejected by a pharmacist on Tuesday, and today a med student I went out with said she didn't want a second date lmao

After 6 months of looking, I finally got a new job!!

I hate being cc'd on something that says "per my last email," but I'm not on their last email because I didn't work here yet 🙄

Zwotwopia

Woken up at 2:30am to hear a huge truck getting stuck behind too much snow in its plow. It reversed the entire block and then floored it in order to break through the wall of snow it created

a story in 3 parts :(

Phil Gobbles on my Knob so that I Spring six weeks early

Their new ad introduces a human woman, implying she's Doug Jr.'s mom, but Limu is still in the background. We all know she's just a surrogate