Ah well everyone. This is my last Bank holiday before I finish work. I’m going to miss these long weekends when I retire. Oh, wait a minute ….😂😂😂

Sub the prick halftime. Even if they let him leave for fuck all it would still save the club money. I can’t remember such a liability

When I played I loved it when we played better teams in the rain, it’s a fantastic leveller. Here’s hoping it will help United

As a United supporter myself, if you’re bragging about how much money the club is making: 1: if you’re an employee, fuck off to another club. 2: if you’re a “fan”, fuck off to another club There is nothing to be proud about as a United supporter at the moment…..Nothing!

When you need a theodolite to find a player offside I need a new sport

Ah well. Retired yesterday. Today is no different. I suppose it’s not going to hit me until Monday when I smash that cowing alarm clock to bits 😂😂

⁦BBC News (UK)⁩. Honestly! If this is newsworthy, I’m embarrassed for you. I’ve just paid my license fee for next year and that’s your last. I would welcome a reply giving your point of view as to how this few paragraphs is “News” bbc.com/sport/football…

Scoring at Anfield is a dream; scoring 2 goals feels almost impossible Only 6 players have managed it for Utd in the PL era: Pallister, Cole, Carragher, Forlán, Giggs, Mata Today we celebrate one of Utd's greatest goalscorers at Anfield: Jamie Carragher #ThankYouCarra

62 years old and I still don’t know what a “low block” is and have no desire to know either.

Now here’s a chap who speaks a lot of sense. And what happened to him? The “establishment” and the multi millionaire newspaper owners hunted him down like a pack of wolves.

In what fucking world should you have to curtsy to someone. In what fucking world should you have to curtsy to a”king” Why do we put up with this shitshow

Didn’t see that one coming

My take on United recently… The new keeper has made a difference The current batch of players are far more likeable than the players of a few seasons ago The Manager has shown he has a few strings to his bow Dalot is piss poor and will be out if he doesn’t shape up Improving👍🏻

Burgundy

Boris Johnson should face a trial for manslaughter. I don’t give a shit about the hindsight argument… how many of us were screaming at the telly every time he was on because we knew he was fucking it up. Man’s an imbecile

Beer getting spilled normally upsets me but this is class 😂😂😂

Luke shaw is one lazy run away from being called a fat cunt live on tv by Gary Neville

“I know…. Everton are down to 10 men… Let’s carry on with 3 centre backs and continue with this slow build up shit” “Also let’s give Leny Yoro loads of room to run into because he’s as much use as a cock flavoured lollipop” Idiotic decision making from the gaffer

BREAKING: EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS. Senator Mark Kelly just completely torched Donald Trump: "When Donald Trump was driving the Taj Mahal casino into bankruptcy, I was getting shot at over Iraq and Kuwait. In 2001, after Donald Trump said that the collapse of the Twin Towers