Me going to bed knowing baseball returns tomorrow

Back in my day Netflix was used for background noise when you were trying to hook up with a girl not for MLB opening day.

Back in my day we use to drink these half way, and then fill the rest up with 151 rum, I’m glad Tiger is still living that legacy

Jackson Merrill robs Kevin McGonigle of his first career homer

Just two absolutely brutal misses… HR season is here though, data backed picks !!!

When your girl asks if you're excited for the farmer's market after staying up to 2 am losing your paycheck on Iowa State -2.5.

MLB HOMER JUICE REPORT ⚾️💉 Betting home runs today? Don’t scroll past this. Every pick in this thread is backed by real data for the 3/30 slate. Full breakdown below 👇🏽🧵🚨

Nggas stop smoking weed and act like they just overcame years of heroin abuse

WVU legend, jj coming thru in the clutch. Bases play are heating up! #bases #dingers

Me watching everybody else cash

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Filmographer Richard Sidey captured chilling footage of a killer whale breaching ice in Antarctica as it looks at the camera with eyes that used to drive sailors mad in the 19th century.

Me blacked out in the back of my Uber asking if it’s been a busy night

Betting HR’s is fun & all but it’ll drive you crazy as a capper who refuses to post 30 plays a day. So many guys you liked but you can’t play em all

This who y’all think Acuna is.

I’m manifesting right now that I’m hitting a homerun slip tomorrow. Whether it’s 2 legs or 5 🤨

Dianna Russini’s husband opening Twitter after taking care of the kids all day

Horny & Corny

So they just giving everyone 2 Dingers today? Safe to say they’re using some new balls