Reminder: do NOT give Wikipedia your money, ever.

I read Stephen King’s book on writing and he was throwing out all these insane rules. “I go on a 2.5 hour walk every day. I read 80 books a year minimum. It should take no longer than three months to write a book.” At first I was like what the hell. Then I remembered the cocaine

This is simply perfectly, rationally and clearly stated.

"listen to your body" no thanks that's for women, I'm going to abuse caffeine and stimulants

Gabriel

Puppies are hilarious. The don’t just go about their business and gradually get tired. It’s like they have a switch set to either “Sicko Mode” or “Conked Out” that just randomly flips.

The devil shivers when a white boy steps out into the frigid winter air in his basketball shorts

"If you support people putting gasoline in their car but are against people putting gasoline in a horse, you're a huge hypocrite btw"

Guy that owns servers says the future is in renting server space. Yeah a trustworthy source, not pushing a narrative at all

This but unironically

Drinking water out of the toilet with my Lifestraw so I can justify the purchase

I don't work in tech, have no background as an engineer or designer. A few weeks ago, I heard about vibe coding and set out to investigate. Now? I am generating $10M ARR. Just me. No employees or VCs. What was my secret? Simple. I am lying.

Imagine speaking like this to the future Emperor of America

Excellently summarized

We’ve got plenty of food, sources of energy, heat, and animal pals, so

"Being Somali is more than bananas & rice, it's a lot, it's uh.. it's kind of like bananas & rice"

*still call him a hero

No one is in charge. That's why they're cheap.