Leviathan Pizza

Good.

Good.

Good.

I’m gonna guess the governor just doesn’t know what the word mandate means

Quick everybody, move the internet before Facebook gets back

x.com/BNONews/status…

Welcome to the resistance, Joy.

The overwhelming message of this year’s Super Bowl ads was “Our product is horrible”.

What a shame, Twitter was nothing but pillars of virtue before this

Because Quibi’s already been used, I guess

oh good, Twitter will finally get a fart app

Avatar 2 looks to be James Cameron’s best screensaver yet

This is the second best reason to not work at Tesla. The best, of course, is because Elon Musk is a garbage person.

I’ve decided I want to be on the pardon list, if that’s still in the works.

[Fade In] PAC-MAN is standing on a dark street. Suddenly, he’s shot and killed. BATGIRL enters from above. Batgirl: I will avenge you, Pac-Man. But first… [Place entirety of Batgirl film here]

Well, I’m convinced. Let’s throw out all the results from last night and start over.

*stares into camera*