Nobody’s perfect……… says all the imperfect people out there

No babe, I only had sex with them because they reminded me of you

Ohio knuckle tat ???

Me

Question to all men out there: why have beard when you could have mustache??????

Raw dogging tinder dates by going without knowing what their sign is

Ghosting someone for saying the word “angling”

It’s gonna be so sad when wearing Christian shit ironically goes out of style…

I guess being hot means nothing to you people nowadays…

Why does every tv show have a scene where they leave a red sock in with a load of whites

What people don’t understand about me is I’m no better than the most toxic man. All I think about is getting laid

Someone better make a picture of me their album cover

I’m just built different I guess. I have the type of build where I have to go lay down

Life is just a never ending game of liking someone more than they like you and then someone liking you more than you like them

Virgo venus

Do not ask me to do no fucking supplemental reading. I am not fucking do that

Hairs clean skins clean teeth clean sheets clean dishes clean, feeling like God or whatever

Idk if I can come yet it depends on what costar says about my social life

When the novel of love and war starts talking about war instead of love… 😤