Nah i’m jerking off, but thanks.

Retardely hungover this morning and missed my train with friends. Sitting next to some random danish kid playing Geometry dash and I don’t think life can get any worse. No clue where I am heading.

Made it to Sweden and found this gem. Might be the best soda of all time.

Have Brock Bowers in 2 fantasy leagues may as well hop in the dog cage now. And probably pissed away 100$ too.

Tariq Woolen you are a guangdong tiger.

Hungover milk is underrated, change my mind. Could still be drunk though not sure.

Socon football in a Danish bar might be the craziest pull I have ever seen.

Why the hell are the WNBA playoffs like every other week. ESPN why are you notifying us about this when football is on. No one cares.

😀 🔫. #FuckAJBrown Might quit fantasy forever after this season.

My buddy just put on a clinic in splitting the G. Feeling washed like Wizards MJ with that god awful performance. Need to keep working on my craft 🫡.

Pretty cool afternoon. Can’t wait to see the Beamer ball redemption game.

4/4 on the Gs tonight. Absolutely cooking.

These announcers for the Mariners vs Jays game might be the most biased cucks I have listened to in my entire life. Have been jinxing the mariners all game please shut the fuck up.

Announcers talking about 67 during the Broncos Cowboys game. What’s happened to our species.

Insane scaries this morning. In a Danish hospital 3 days before I go home with what seems to be a broken left foot. Parents may kill me wish some luck.

We may lose to a 44 year old grandpa, Sam Darnold lock in wtf.

You heard him. JSN

Bijan Robinson fantasy managers in the championship right now

You are the goat.

Jason Myers have my kids.