*Cowboys about to kick off first game of every season* my brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it me- “we’re winning the whole damn thing this year, right?” All my friends: “no shit.”

Chris Beard

imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they don’t know who ned schneebly is

Every Kobe Bryant game-winner in 2 min. RIP to a legend. Prayers to his family💜💛 #RIPMamba #824

Spa just asked me if I want a man or woman for my massage but I don’t know how to tell them I just want 3 really big guys to just beat my ass up

It’s been 12 long years since 1920s reporter Scoops Callahan interviewed Phil Mickelson at Colonial.

It’s at the point where one of my biggest turn ons is when a girl gets a pet and doesn’t make an Instagram account for it

Beel Snydáir

“Romo” chants breaking out in the Death Star

If there’s one doctor on this planet that can fix an ankle it’s that guy in the Stetson.

Kane Brown***

for christmas i want sydney sweeney to beat the shit out of me

Why is Bill Self so tan? It’s January??

Mavs Thursday.

He’s 94 now and knows exactly who Dolly Parton is. Never seen a senior citizen this bricked up