when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

Not that I’ll do it but just in case someone wants to wash money, send me a message.

Looked back at this and realized I was being modest. I found the whole treasure chest❤️

i have different names, any name you call me with i know where you know me from.

Without railcard, train fares will almost take your life

Delete that paragraph king she don’t give a fuck

Anker is such an underrated brand. Quality stuff all round.

as blunt as i may seem, i don’t say half of what i’m thinking

Yess like give me forehead kisses while we stand babe

Or taken for granted

Life between accepted new offer letter & joining date

The confidence AI uses to recommend lies is just crazy.

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

Salad but there is half a tub of mayonnaise, baked beans sweeter than cake icing, an overly generous squirt of ketchup, an entire can of corned beef and sardines so salty they could disinfect sores. I hope you know that your stomach won’t reduce

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Okro

Steak, eggs, avocado, rice

😂😂😂

Eau eau eau