Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

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Dani what

When a Mexican is born they get sorted Harry Potter style into the fan bases of the Steelers, Raiders, 49ers, or Cowboys regardless of their geographical location

🕊️ Jimmy "Whyte Folkz" McMahan was working on his sobriety prior to his sudden death. Read more: tmz.me/TRoUi1s

Anyone else have the Greenland-Seahawks-Israel parlay?

If you die protesting ice do you get 72 trans women?

This shit look like a HIV prescription medicine commercial

The message Nicki Minaj has for Don Lemon:

Despite speculation, Patriots TE Aaron Hernandez will NOT play in Super Bowl LX. (via Brian Regan)

Michael Rapaport gets hit by a snowball in the streets of New York

EPSTEIN: “Do you have the photo of you and the girl in Paris where you looked fat and retarded?” PERSON: “I’ll try to find it.” 💀💀💀

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

You mean Good Will Smith?

If the Bible was written in English, there’s no reason the Super Bowl halftime shouldn’t be as well

Omg this dunk is so nasty bro, I'm officially a Flaggot

GAMBLING TWITTER VERSION

The young intern who accidentally did a Retweet apologizes.