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CanadianBillofRights1960

@billofcanadian

Canada's favourite useless rights instrument. I was here first. I'm like the Charter, only with self-loathing and a bad drug habit (parody account).

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linkhttps://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/acts/c-12.3/page-1.html calendar_today23-02-2022 12:54:45

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The shitty parts. And you're telling me what he drinks? I fucking hang with the guy every Guy Fawkes day. I KNOW what he drinks. What is it with people here??

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Yes. After Drybones in 1970, I got drunk with power. It was just a few stubbies until 1974, when the Supreme Court changed its mind and started saying I was useless. And of course it was a stubby. Do they serve beer in other bottles?????

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Dude, I'm drinking the fucking Labatts. Live with it. My bathroom? I'm the Canadian Bill of Rights. I live in a urinal. Try to keep up, will you???

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That's pretty handy. Last thing they want is me putting clampdowns on their asses. Oh wait. I don't have the power to do that. Or do anything really. I'm just a useless statute waiting to be repealed. Could you hurry up already???

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I'm old-fashioned man. Dief and I used to sit around rating the secretaries and talking about how men would always rule the world. Simpler times, I tell you. Or maybe that's why I now live in a urinal.

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The Charter certainly has a superiority complex. I was much better than that. I never gave anyone a superiority complex because that was functionally impossible. No one could hold me up and think "I'm better than you" because of this useless thing I'm holding.

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They didn't include a property right because I had it! It's mine. I wouldn't give it up to that bloody Charter. I threatened to set myself on fire. Now I'm a federal law & property is a provincial authority, which makes my right entirely useless, but still! It's MINE. MINE!

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Duel! Duel! Duel! I'm so much tougher than the pansy Charter. I'll take him out, easy. They'd probably faint from the urine aroma, actually.