Throwback: “We need to go home Santa is in Portugal” No… Santa is right next to me 15 miller lites deep #pops

Will Billy D make it out tonight? Feeling like Giannis after a 50 point game and the team scheduled a back-2-back the next day in a meaningless game in Brooklyn

KD date party tonight… wish me luck fellas #LilyLang #Shrink #Barbour

To whom it may concern, If you ride around campus on a scooter you are lazy and entitled. Best, Billy D 83

BRENDAN MCCRONE OWNS YOU LUKE LILLEDAHL

#expand

“Bro I benched 225 yesterday for reps” #shrink

Wash your feet

I miss her.

Time to start watching college hoops so I can sound like Joe Lunardi next week

“I am so busy with errands today”

“I won’t have time to drink after college”. Yup, I’ll see you at happy hour on Tuesday evening postgrad, Joseph.

Your roommates annoying hometown friend getting ready to visit your local university for the 5th weekend straight

Woke up to a calf cramp. That’s how you know you gave it your all last night. Felt like Lebron in San Antonio in 2014

Seeing your homeboy being lazy and riding around on a scooter on a 70 degree day is the type of action that will get you disowned