I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good ol’ days before you’ve actually left them.”

the goat has spoken

My man

Me for the rest of the month.

GOOD MORNING CHICAGO

heavy is the crab that ran the goon

Trump v. Biden Age Trump: Old Biden: Old Average COVID deaths per day Trump: 1,215 Biden: 455 COVID deaths most recent week in office Trump: 24,690 Biden: 80 Total jobs added Trump: -2.720M Biden: +15.722M Total jobs added outside COVID Trump: +6.409M/36 months (178,028

The beach volleyball court at this year’s Olympics sits right below the Eiffel Tower 🔥

Most people don't realize that the actor that played Wilson in Castaway, is also the Top Gun actor in the 1986 volleyball scene

This is what they took away from us.

Trump laments the fact that the U.S. doesn’t have bullet trains. “We don’t have anything like that in our country. It doesn’t make sense that we don’t,” he tells Musk In 2019, his admin canceled $1 billion in funding for CA high speed rail

The Cubs won a pennant and a World Series the year after this, but this one is still my favorite Pat Hughes call.

8 years ago today. Gives me the chills every time.

BREAKING: President Biden will become the first President in American history to register job growth in every single month during his Presidency. This is huge.

Wanna see a dead body?

I put the Curb Your Enthusiasm music to the stock market falling in real time as Trump announces his tariffs. My masterpiece lmao

TURNSTILE TINY DESK NPR Music

This is the ad Donald Trump woke up furious about. Would be a shame if it went viral.

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.