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Bill Cotterell

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Parttime reporter, retiree, fulltime grandfather.

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Quick, somebody do a remake of "The Music Man." Only this time, instead of band instruments, the salesman goes to Iowa and sells the yokels a sure-fire software for tabulating caucus votes...

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Aha! The mystery is solved. Turns out the Iowa Democratic Party bought its caucus-counting app from Acme, the same company that sells Wiley E. Coyote all his Roadrunner-catching rocket skates, super slingshots and giant catapults.

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Conservative consultant Rick Wilson, author of "Running Against the Devil," on the wisdom of nominating Bernie Sanders: “It’s kind of like that big cocaine party. Friday night, it sounds great and you’re having a ball, and Saturday there’s a dead hooker in the trunk of the car."

Conservative consultant Rick Wilson, author of "Running Against the Devil," on the wisdom of nominating Bernie Sanders:
“It’s kind of like that big cocaine party. Friday night, it sounds great and you’re having a ball, and Saturday there’s a dead hooker in the trunk of the car."
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My new grandson, Kian William Cotterell, 8 lb 5 oz, 21'', born this morning. All well and healthy. My son and his wife now got one girl and four little brothers.

My new grandson, Kian William Cotterell, 8 lb 5 oz, 21'', born this morning. All well and healthy. My son and his wife now got one girl and four little brothers.
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Circuit Judge Terry Lewis turns down motion by US Rep Daniel Webster, who sought to intervene in today's congressional redistricting trial.

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Raul Cantero, representing Fla Senate in congressional redistricting case, "If both parties are complaining, it must be a pretty good map."

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Tampa stripclub owner Joe Redner files for state Senate. Nice to see a candidate with skin in the game, even if it's somebody else's skin.

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Not to say the City of Tallahassee power-restoration map is woefully overdue for an update, but it still shows the position of Union troops.

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After $41 million give-back, Wells Fargo CEO Stumpf's golden parachute might be just $134 million to finance his run for governor of Fla.