My granddaughter Chloe, 6, had a dance recital today. Proud Grandfather? Yes.

Quick, somebody do a remake of "The Music Man." Only this time, instead of band instruments, the salesman goes to Iowa and sells the yokels a sure-fire software for tabulating caucus votes...

Aha! The mystery is solved. Turns out the Iowa Democratic Party bought its caucus-counting app from Acme, the same company that sells Wiley E. Coyote all his Roadrunner-catching rocket skates, super slingshots and giant catapults.

If Biden recovers in South Carolina, will we call him "the comeback geezer?"

Conservative consultant Rick Wilson, author of "Running Against the Devil," on the wisdom of nominating Bernie Sanders: “It’s kind of like that big cocaine party. Friday night, it sounds great and you’re having a ball, and Saturday there’s a dead hooker in the trunk of the car."

My new grandson, Kian William Cotterell, 8 lb 5 oz, 21'', born this morning. All well and healthy. My son and his wife now got one girl and four little brothers.

Has any president ever been called a liar, a clown and told to shut up within an hour, in any setting?

Taping his show next-door, Jerry Springer just sent over a note asking them to try showing a little dignity.

Dana Bash, live on CNN, "That was a shit show." Another political first tonight.

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My column at cityandstatefl.com this week: cityandstatefl.com/opinion/2023/0…

Interesting read: washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/…

In his baseball days, Ron DeSantis seems to have learned Leo Durocher's dictum, "Nice guys finish last."

Circuit Judge Terry Lewis turns down motion by US Rep Daniel Webster, who sought to intervene in today's congressional redistricting trial.

Raul Cantero, representing Fla Senate in congressional redistricting case, "If both parties are complaining, it must be a pretty good map."

Found: A duty for the lieutenant governor, at the Governor's Mansion Easter egg hunt today.

Tampa stripclub owner Joe Redner files for state Senate. Nice to see a candidate with skin in the game, even if it's somebody else's skin.

Not to say the City of Tallahassee power-restoration map is woefully overdue for an update, but it still shows the position of Union troops.

After $41 million give-back, Wells Fargo CEO Stumpf's golden parachute might be just $134 million to finance his run for governor of Fla.

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