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calendar_today03-10-2009 17:14:43

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VeryBritishProblems (@soverybritish) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Science to do list: 1. Covid Vaccine βœ”οΈ 2. Decide whether Jaffa Cake is a cake or a biscuit 3. Reach an agreement on the correct pronunciation of β€œscone” 4. Tea - milk first or last?

Paul Maunders (@paulmaunders) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I wonder how much of UK-EU trade deal has been copy & pasted from old 90s documents πŸ€” p921 refers to Netscape Communicator 4.0 as a "modern e-mail software package" (it was last updated in 2002) and recommends SHA-1 as a hash algorithm (deprecated by NIST in 2011 as insecure)

I wonder how much of UK-EU trade deal has been copy & pasted from old 90s documents πŸ€” 

p921 refers to Netscape Communicator 4.0 as a "modern e-mail software package" (it was last updated in 2002) and recommends SHA-1 as a hash algorithm (deprecated by NIST in 2011 as insecure)
Elis James (@elisjames) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I was home schooling my daughter today and I thought β€˜I quite fancy a pint.’ I looked at my watch and it was 9.14am

Bryan Roberts (@bryanroberts72) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Amazon Fresh totally rewriting the rules of grocery retailing. Displaying Weetabix portrait not landscape πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Amazon Fresh totally rewriting the rules of grocery retailing. Displaying Weetabix portrait not landscape πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I know I was never a big fan of Brexit. But it's done. And I do seem to recall a promise of Β£350 million a week for the NHS. Here's a picture of that promise. That's Β£18.2 billion a year that Michael Gove and Boris Johnson promised. So that's the nurse's pay issue solved. Right?

I know I was never a big fan of Brexit. But it's done. And I do seem to recall a promise of Β£350 million a week for the NHS. Here's a picture of that promise. That's Β£18.2 billion a year that <a href="/michaelgove/">Michael Gove</a> and <a href="/BorisJohnson/">Boris Johnson</a> promised. So that's the nurse's pay issue solved. Right?
Jake Coco πŸ™πŸ»πŸ’™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ (@jakecoco) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Mosquito trap. The mosquito lands on the salt, thinking it's sugar. They get thirsty for water, but the cap has rum in it. The mosquito gets drunk, trips on the stick and bangs its head on the rock.

Mosquito trap.
The mosquito lands on the salt, thinking it's sugar. They get thirsty for water, but the cap has rum in it.
The mosquito gets drunk, trips on the stick and bangs its head on the rock.
Susie Dent (@susie_dent) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I wish I had the words to describe the exceptional man that was Sean Lock. But today I don’t, and I think he might have liked it that way.

Jackie Pearcey (@jackiepearcey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Good luck to everybody trying to import plants, seeds, fresh fruit or vegetables. The Government in its wisdom has decided on a system that only works with Internet Explorer - that browser which was retired over 7 years ago. ehmipeach.defra.gov.uk