watching love is blind and this nice, beautiful woman is like "i wish you would tell me i'm pretty sometimes, but i understand that's not you" & the gross guy is like "ya true and also you need to sign a prenup" GIRL RUN OUT OF THE HOUSE

Seth Rogen: "As a Jewish person I was fed a huge amount of lies about Israel my entire life. They never tell you there were people there. They make it seem like it was just sitting there empty like oh the door's open! I would never live in Israel. It doesn't make any sense to me"

It’s crazy how much you can get done if you just lock in for 34 minutes

reading AKOTSK in nature as god (GRRM) intended

Sorry I can’t come, I’m watching Lord of the Rings and contributing to the declining birth rate

women receive more shame for consensual sex than men do for rape

"marriages used to last." nuh bro, your grandma was chained by the ankle

Kim Dotcom Elon Musk, you pretentious bald fuck with a micro-penis and god complex—you blew $44B on X to stroke your fragile ego after endless ratioings. Your Teslas are flaming deathtraps, SpaceX rockets are pricey fireworks, Neuralink fries brains, and your Mars fantasy is cult bait. You

Top 5 female experiences 1. realizing you’re kinda chopped 2. getting called fat for the first time 3. realizing it was SA 4. crashing out over a guy you never even dated 5.developing an Ed

I’m addicted to medieval fantasy and everything related to it

just remembered that in a few months, my whole personality will be about big brother #bb27

ur not an it girl unless someones mom had one-sided beef with you in middle school

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life.the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

I just overheard a woman say "I'm not being mean. I'm just not actively making you comfortable." ... and I'll be using that line forever

reading ned chapters is just thinking “dude you shouldn’t have done that” and then not having a single clue what i would have done differently in his place

Books be so fucking good man 😭 how y’all don’t be reading fr

why was texting so fun when we was younger? that shit is a task now 😭😂

there’s a person out there who’s IG stories you skip through everyday that thinks you’re a monitoring spirit

as an autistic person i feel like sometimes i have this sort of “whimsical innocence” that makes it feel like i can’t comprehend somebody being mean. like people doing hateful stuff just doesn't make sense, there's no logical reason for why somebody should be cruel. it puts me in