Being mature and all is pretty cool. Just picked up a dog and named it David Ortiz #papi

First day of summer, you would think an illegal would be wearing a baseball jersey on a day like today…. NOPE. Eyes peeled tho could be anywhere #ICE

McNeely better

People south the Mississippi wouldn’t understand Texas Football

There would be a lot less school shootings in the US if Tuggies were legalized. Think about it, it’s a mechanical release

Cooper Flagg should’ve gone to UConn you bozo #hooperhalloffame Cooper Flagg

Let’s get hoops everywhere

99% on chef 1% on Mook. You gotta take some accountability for the no plug in here Mook Lil Samsquanch

Cigarette smoking trash rats

Pocket Pass

Between Salt & Pepper who’s Spiced Red Pepper fuckin w more

If you’re under 25 and have a full tat sleeve from the Boston area.. most likely a Douchebag

15 chicken nuggets and 13 Michelobs on a Friday night. Yep that’s fine. Any questions? Michelle Obama