Hey everybody my Twitter makes me look like a psychopath so I’m gonna start coming in hot with some #jokes to lighten the mood

Cloudless sky is my favorite color

S.O to all the people who didn’t show up to take the exam today, you guys made the right choice and I admire you

#hurricanemicheal can in clutch for #worldmentalheathday by cancelling tomorrow’s classes and making my mental health stronger than ever 💘 u Michael

Your brain is beautiful

On the outside: Regular college girl with self awareness and age appropriate behavior On the inside: Snot nosed little boy eating Cheetos

The balance between looking after yourself and looking after other people, where is it tho??

Based on the level of brick it is outside - today has been postponed until tomorrow

If you do anything all year PLZ go download hulu and watch the most savage women in our government in ‘the Notorious RBG’

Is it embarrassing that I thought Nice For What was gonna be #1 open.spotify.com/user/spottily/…

Thanks babe love you too

the trick is finding beauty in chaos.

LET 👏 WOMEN 👏 SHOPLIFT

me: i love sleepovers doctor: this isn’t a sleepover, you’re in the hospital me: then why do I have this nightgown doctor: that’s a hospital gown me: truth or dare doctor: me: doctor: dare

Cody?

Hey, kids--the NRA and their sweethearts are beginning to relax, beginning to tell each other that "this will blow over, like it always does." Keep turning the screws.

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