Beefing with your partner is so boring. Like come on bro, you’re my best friend & stuff ? 😭

This Declan Rice cardio sesh wow. Look at the bursts of acceleration to press. Look at the way he runs away from the ball. Look at the tactical flexibility. This is a masterclass in doing nothing on a football pitch.

We are witnessing the biggest bottle job from any team in the history of any sport since time began.

This app genuinely won’t be able to handle the level of activity that’ll be unleashed when arsenal bottle and spurs get relegated

Cuddles without penetration 🤣🤣

Approach her, don’t be scared bro. Leave the corners to Arsenal.

I taught you wrong tactics

It’s better for a thief to chase you than to allow Pep Guardiola to chase you. ~ Mikel Arteta, 2026 😭😭

😂😂 you want to play with Someone who has Tactical conversations with ghosts

“Stagnation is the source of all depression. As long as you keep making progress, no matter how small, depression can’t touch you.”

We finally found a Hazard regen in football 😭

Rodri and Bernardo showing Rice and Zubimendi levels of this game. Massive, massive gap in midfield quality. Not even close.

😭😭😭😭😭😭

What does it tell you that even Danny Welbeck a former Manchester United player is also mocking Alejandro Garnacho?

Man City winning Arsenal are 2nd

No Arsenal hater will pass without liking this😂😂😂

WELCOME BACK TO 2ND PLACE Arsenal

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The dopamine of checking the league table and seeing Arsenal 2nd