gift shopping is way more stressful than i remember it being

thank god for kasumi and all the stuff she’d just happens to “find” for me... it all comes in handy sometimes

do you guys think i’d be a good race car driver? i think so

the steering on that thing was terrible! hardly my fault... but if you’re talking about the many scaled mountains, then uh... sometimes it’s quicker to go over than around, you know?

yes. it’s also the fault of the things that were in my way.

my point still stands

ugh... no, it’s fine. i’ll put on a scarf

... i should go

if no allow eat dextro food, why dextro food look yum?

// sometimes i’m tempted to make a post me3 account solely for shepard’s recovery tweets etc...

... heh

// i... did the thing and made my post me3 destroy shepard's twitter — SHEPARD | ME3+ :) pls follow me there too!!

there's something wrong about seeing mercenaries decorating their armor with christmas tinsel

😡😡😡😡😡😡

do it

the only human man i’d ever date is that dead human actor from centuries ago... keeno wreathes or something

me? fraternise? garrus... that insinuation is hurtful

shepard go fast

I MADE MY FACE IN ONE OF THOSE ANIMOJI THINGS—

what does this MEAN