Hey ma! I’m on TV! facebook.com/552497026/post…

It’s a me!!! wetv.com/shows/marriage…

.Dr Ish Major and Dr. Venus Nicolino will do their best, but man this house is a goddamn mess! #FamilyBootCamp is back October 11 at 10/9c.

locator.lavote.net/locations/vc Can’t seem to find CA polling stations on Vote.org so check your local county site.

Is it sad that I'm rewatching the Smallville series and liking the music cues? #JulianaTheory #AlienAntFarm #NewFoundGlory

Cleaning house. Didn't know I had a time capsule in my closet. Anyone have a floppy drive? #WouldYouLikeToPlayAGame

Thought of a good aphorism for things not going as a planned, "Sometimes it's just a fart and you pee sitting down." #ShitHappens or doesn't

LHH Loving my lines. #TheGIFthatKeepsOnGIFfing #StoryProducingLife x.com/lovehiphopvh1/…

Not say it took much effort, but the #LAChargers might be trying to attract some #Dodgers fans. Not gonna lie. I dig it. x.com/CBSLA/status/8…

Body scanners indicated I had something in my pants. Ok if I pat you? "Yes, I'll take the pat down." All done "You're welcome." #Pleaser

Your little boy's hands are still larger than Trump's. x.com/jimgaffigan/st…

Anybody else get the feeling Gaga never headbanged a day in her life? #GRAMMYs

Tribe still killing it. Love hearing Busta's voice even though he was up there looking like pimp Santa. #PresidentAgentOrange #GRAMMYs

Can Bruno Mars just do every performance next year? #GoCrazy #GRAMMYs #BrunoMars

@FA_Dodgers We all want to see Kenta succeed this season. We need him to be a true # 3. Hope that 10 lbs is all marbles #GoDodgers

It is no longer enough that Attorney General Sessions recuse himself in these investigations. He must resign his post immediately.

The best at the hot corner. Send Justin Turner to the 2017 #VoteJT #StillVotingJT #ASG! Help him win the Final Vote! atmlb.com/2sb1smz

Doing your own taxes is like wiping with your non-dominant hand. It’s difficult and worrisome because you know if you don’t concentrate and do it right you ain’t getting shit. #JustSaying

It’s going down. #abc7news Swat, K9 on the river at Glendale and Riverside