hello my sweet friends Robert “Stat Stuffer” McIvaline IV Don “Wardaddy” Collier antwone “latter day” davis III This will be the beginning of the end. To god be the glory

good eats with Arthur “Real Deal” Williams lll Rick “Big Baws” Raws Robert “Stat Stuffer” McIvaline IV but i’m geeking hard

People upset me with their christmas lists, why choose 20 items when there is sex, drugs, and alcohol. be simple grow the fuck up. #bigbaws

I’m horny

Hair of the Dog type of day today. decided to jump into the world of dirty santa alcohol edition and somehow end up with 145 beers looking at me. haven’t felt that type of love in years. -Baws

Hey

I think I figured out how to beat a hangover. jerk off and smoke a lot of pot and then put everyone’s lives in danger driving to chick-fil-a. Fuck Notre Dame

2025 is a year for new chances. i’ll start first. on 3 we drink a beer, on 2, fuck the god damn queers, on 1 we shotgun a beer. jesus what am i doing with my life, Baws

Let’s make a bet Lane Kiffin If you guys don’t cover -17.5 today I get to take your daughter on a date to my local Chili's Grill & Bar

Jalen Walker is the best goddamn linebacker in the fucking country. get this fucking man a beer and some ass. carson beck there’s no fucking love for you anymore you sick fuck. Baws

Marcus Freeman can stick a fucking acorn up his ass. fuck the irish. carson’s becks pussy ass ruined this season for the dawgs but proud of those motherfuckers for fighting. it’s time to hit a geeb. goodnight -bAws

“please son, i know you’ll just enjoy quality times with your friends and take it easy” -Ma Hey Ma -Baws

Rick “Big Baws” Raws “You drink way TOO MUCH” - momma Collier tonight. Rough scene. But it’s what we do. With love, Wardaddy

being high and watching auburn basketball almost blow a lead to texas makes me happy

If im drinking everyday i think im passed the age of doing ice breakers.

So it was Saban sliding in her DMs?

I never seen a tweet that I felt more

the biggest thing that could ever happen to us is you shutting the fuck up. -Baws

That’s what we all think, until the inevitable happens.. this is why I do drugs Best, Baws