Republicans: We need another civil war right now. Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙 Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)

Rory. McIlroy.

parquet courts wide awake in a Starbucks commercial… time to die

lol okay dan hurley give it a rest brother

Yep, the TACO trope is less than helpful. In the case of war crimes, TACO is good. The ceasefire is good news and should be encouraged.

I was at a bar the other night and a very inebriated man interrupted my conversation with my friend to tell us that vodka cranberries are “easily the best drink you can have” and that “they don’t make them like Charles Bukowski anymore.” There are so many kinds of guys out there

Where did Jack Harlow even find such a hat???

the strokes fandom is dying. retweet if you’re a real #stroker

Rory really does love winning in the most excruciating way possible

me, a childless man, high off gas station weed cracking up at the minions antics while a father begs me to shut up

dick lovelady? i’m sure he does

We got the Draft soon… we got s*** to do!

folks, i am located in the dead center of “we’re back” territory

Madonna, do you fw 5’10 white boys who are kinda nice with it

electric stuff at the RBC

I hate to say it but beast mode

lol if i was a NY sports fan the last 5 minutes would have driven me into a psychosis so deep i’d never recover