Sorry I was 3 hours late, I was watching a half-hour show on the free version of ITVX

Don't you just hate it when people misuse apostrophie's?

Please excuse me while I spend the next 154 days ignoring the clock on the oven

I barely get a mention in my wife's new autobiography, which says a lot more about her than it does about me.

Prince Andrew’s positive friend

BIGMOUTH RETURNS TO THE SEVEN STARS ON NOV 26TH! Tickets £15 in advance from totnescomedyclub.co.uk Celebrate FIFTEEN YEARS of #Totnes' home grown and greatest comedy night, back once again at The Royal Seven Stars hotel Royal Seven Stars 😃

Kiwi comedy standout Sully O'Sullivan headlines a typically stacked bill of comedy that'll be the perfect antidote to winter's arrival. Sully O'Sullivan is no stranger to regular patrons of Big Mouth Comedy Club, having graced us with his brilliance several times over the years.

One of our most beloved & requested acts, this circuit mainstay arrives fresh from a summer touring the globe with his hit show "An Idiot's Guide To New Zealand". Always brilliant, always bang up to the minute topical & never more than a few seconds away from the next big laugh.

Support comes from slightly closer to home in the phenomenal form of Suzy Bennett. Hailing from just down the road in Plymuff, Suzy is the dictionary definition of the term 'local gal done good'. Whether she's selling out the Barbican, taking her effortless charm all across...

...the country or raising the best kind of hell at various festivals there's no stopping the magnificent Suzy Bennett Shambrook 😃

If that's not enough we're going to be graced by Ecuador's number one comedian El Purnell. We know very little about this enigmatic globetrotter but his confirmation promised that he will be "Muy divertido e increíblemente guapo."

With resident MC Chris Brooker at the helm it's going to be another tremendous night. Plus if anything goes wrong we can always use the phrase we learned in September. "It's alright, I used to be a sailor." Get your tickets before they sell out! totnescomedyclub.co.uk

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