I want to circle my friend’s apartment building with this when they have do not disturb on

Men will never understand how much joy us women get from asking them the most ridiculous questions in the world.

“as per my last email”

My feelings make me feel so corny but they’re so loud in my head 😞

Somehow every year I get older I feel like I need my parents more. At least I crave their guidance and support more than ever

I feel like not getting enough sleep does the same thing to my brain as drinking

Unconditional love is not the same art form as unconditional respect and effort

Me between her ass cheeks when she comes home from the gym

Being busy as fuck and having someone in your life who pisses you off is a form of self harm

Since the day I first took off my eye makeup with coconut oil when I was 11 years old I have not strayed from the habit

Cera Gibson Sigmund freud would have a field day with this one.

I🤍simps

It might be time for black eyeliner

Nah fr 😂

now stay tf out of my inbox 😂