primero de octubre

Spooky Season Swag (2024)

I rly hate when straight girls *think* they’re using queer slang accurately.

As a non-parent, the parents my age rly be putting some corny lil songs on your babies posts on ig lmfao.

Randomly while I’m deeply minding my business, the Natalie Nunn song pops up in my head and disrupts the peace lmfao.

I hate having to be somewhere before midnight. But today I must.

Liquor store me, barber shop me, and casual/normal me are all so different.

One of my fav hobbies is having a foochi face at the parents with outta pocket kids at Costco.

Been so MIA I got dust bunnies up in here.

Worried bunny: I hop so....

I GOT SOME WORDS FOR THIS HOE RIGHT HERE

Waaaaaaaaaow. Hiii are we still alive over here?

Lmaoooo last time I tweeted was December 2024. Sheeeeeesh.

What do we even do around here any more?

It's Friday. Avoid the bookings beloved

I’m over it.