It’s just me and my reusable zyn against the world today 😫

Orange fuzz aglow Whoever is this beauty? That’s my pubic hair -a haiku

Anyone wanna come over and play pretty pretty princess?

I keep trying to cook but I just can’t seem to find the kitchen!!!

Drinking my little cherry Coke Zero and being so cute

Practicing my script for when I go to jiffy lube today for my oil change in the mirror: I won’t fight a straight man today I won’t fight a straight man today I won’t fight a straight man today I won’t fight a straight man today I won’t fight a straight man today I won’t…….

Hitting my vape in Gary Indiana

Having an allergic reaction to my 7 hour old chalupa :’(

Fuck your payroll I think I should get my year salary up front

Ya, I’m a romantic

I moved in with my lesbian boyfriend and now all I do is drink Coke Zero

paycheck comin = bigggg time slortin

At the Rockies game, attempting to get kicked out for PDA ~stay tuned

Fuckin #girlgang at the airport bar

Had an anxiety attack in a Verizon today and came out with a pink iPhone with a leopard case and glitter around the cameras #sliving

I’m at the part of my espresso martini where I’ve told the whole table about my ginger pubes

My clitoris pulls the trigger on my AK47

My Monday confession is that I’m terrified of walking tacos

Wait until I get my laminator, then it’s over for you hoes

Forgot to put crushed red on my pizza should I regurgitate it and try again