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I love when a friendship ends and you really never see them again. Not even years later, no random run ins, nothing… your role is complete .

After your 3rd bad day, maybe you should consider keeping it to yourself and suffer in silence

Avoid having sexual relations with your colleagues. Don't even date at work.

Nobody talks about the stage of grief where you can't even talk about it to anyone anymore because everyone expects you to be getting over it but it still runs through your mind everyday.

When your social battery is dead but you see the biggest yapper approaching you.

I’m officially done mourning the life I thought I would have by now . God’s timing, God’s willing, God’s way.

Flirting w me on here is so funny do you not see all my tweets about my wanting to marry my ex girlfriend

Mind you, Liverpool fans don’t even care anymore

unfortunately, you have to learn how to stop talking to people. you will cry, your chest will hurt, you will nearly go crazy.. but you will not die.

Beefing with your partner is so boring. Like come on bro, you’re my best friend & stuff ? 😭

To rival fans waiting for Liverpool to drop points.

Mom: “don't relate with strangers.” Me when I meet an Arsenal hater.

Why is Twitter so good? - Night mode - No relatives - Memes - Drama - Nobody knows if you're online

Please don’t be the reason your coworker wants to resign.

In your career you will meet a coworker who hates you for no reason.... It is very important you keep triggering them and their insecurities👍🏾

Mutual ghosting>>>>> No questions asked, no fights, no hard conversations, just mutually agreed silence & occasionally viewing each other’s stories.

As foretold

Chaps that listen to bena Lil Yachty and Gunna trying to speak on Yo Maps. Twala bu junkie ukutali.