buck like a horse 🐎

When the exam is so hard, you look outside and think how lucky the birds are😂

JUDAS WHO?????!!!!!! I’m crying tears 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hall of fame slander name man 😭😭😭

At a warehouse in Montague Gardens, Cape Town, a supervisor named Ashley Petersen marked 48 brand-new coffee machines as “damaged stock” in the inventory system. The system removed them from sale immediately. A week later, the same machines began appearing in small appliance

Me listening to my manager coming up with yet another useless idea

Listen idk the science behind this, but if you are naked and want to feel even MORE naked, just put on a pair of shoes.

Thabo Maseko had been in Joburg for just over three months after relocating from Bloemfontein, joining Nexora Capital, a boutique investment firm in Rosebank, moving from R42k to R95k, and for the first time in his life he felt like he was finally playing in spaces he used to

“You and all your siblings really look alike.” Phela u mama always waited for ubaba when he was away for work.

Ants are probably trying to drag you into a hole whole time you think it's pinching you😂😂

My boss reading the email I sent to a client that starts with: Hi [Client's Name],

I wish this message was pushed heavily in the 80s and 90s. Some of the interactions we have with people here you can tell that it is not their fault.

That phase in employment when you start wondering how people do this shit for 40+ years<<<

The best way to find typos is to reread the draft you’ve already circulated.

My little brother saw his girlfriend in the front seat of a GTI. 😭😭 I thought these stories were lies lmao until it hit close to home. Now he’s blowing up the family group chat asking us to contribute money to buy him a similar GTI. 😭 It’s gonna be a long month. 👍🏽

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