i can’t stand judgmental family members like wasn’t you a crackhead before

We really gave the game to these pissy ass jags

I really miss those days when people use to write long paragraphs for your birthday and waited until 12:00 tryna be the first one to send you

BRANCH A SORE ASS LOSER WOMP WOMP BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME

Walmart not having Apple Pay has GOT TO GE the most irritating shit

It’s funny how you go from washing your kids binky every time it falls on the floor to watching them eat a day old French fry out their car seat

Yeaaaaa Rashee go fucking crZzzyyyyy my boy

Trying to figure out why my 19 month old is telling me what songs to play on our rides to daycare ???? Not even old enough to tell me what to play in MY CAR

Not gonna yie … taking the day off for your bday and clearing the calendar with absolutely no plans … is top tier, I’ve never felt more relaxed in my life. However it’s just for today … this weekend bout to be soooo crazy

How tf yall lose weight after having a baby? Body was teeaaa after I had Dj and while I was breastfeeding but once I stopped 5 months ago I’ve gained weight and can’t keep it off !!! HELP

I’m not gonna lie yall are annoying asf going to all the stores and buying up all the got damn Christmas shit. I saw some cute Christmas pj’s that I wanted to get my sister … don’t worry bout tf up. ITS NOVEMBER dawg wtf yall rushing for?

I’m not gonna lie I’d be fucking terrified if blue face chased me around the house in that Elmo voice

Why’d I make Deon drive me to the club just to get 5 mins away, get anxious & have him drive me back home 😅😅😭😭 that’s how my kid free night went

What is with these sassy ass football players spitting on each other ? That shit so triflin

The hill I’m willing to die on is…. Nobody who loves you would cheat on you.

I actually prefer being around people who know how to code switch. There’s a time and a place for everything.

I’m still reminiscing bout gal o ween

Pregnant or not, pray over your womb. Pray against cysts, fibroids, ovarian cancer, and every hidden sickness. Just prayyyyyyyyyyyy pleeeeeeeease

I loooovvveeeee church. I grew up in church. But it’s just something about these new Christians that I can’t get down with and I’ll be honest when I say yall the reason I don’t go to church.

What is yall obsession with telling the internet how much money you make ?