unfortunately wearing sunglasses immediately takes away both my vision and my hearing. as well as my depth perception and spatial awareness

not sure what's longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone insisting it's hilarious.

Me looking at myself on facetime while the other person is talking....

my favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking grok "is this true" and then arguing with it when it doesn't give him the answer he likes

Watching the tik toks my friends have sent me right now as an act of radical love. Inconvenience is the cost of community

We will NOT be erased. #ShowYourRainbow #ForThe49 #HonorThemWithAction 🏳️‍🌈

When someone asks me to attend any social gathering

Legend.

Big Cat Tiger Tuba Kent,” a 66-year-old freshman at LSU, gets a standing ovation from the crowd 👏

I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live

i tried to make two plans in one day. as if i were god. as if i were literal god.

every day is just spend $40 on nothing and do laundry this cant be the same age my mom was having children at

??? ok

this is how I picture myself when I'm liking y'all's posts

Ummmm no I don’t watch “Instagram Reels.” I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source

Asking a Trump supporter in a “pretty tired of stupid democrats” T-Shirt to name the three branches of government.