"If we get rid of ICE how will we enforce immigration?" I simply do not give a fuck about doing that. Countries and borders are fake and regulating human movement is violence.

Sometimes at work I encounter kids like this and have to pretend I don't understand every single word they say about Mouthwashing discourse

everyone is wrong except me

My legs are jelly and my arms are bowling pins and there’s a knife in my back and the computer in my skull has soooooo many viruses

I’ve been trying over the past year to go out and do things alone to help some anxiety issues and it’s worked well except it seems the only thing that gets my interest enough to do this is seeing horror movies

accidentally showed up 30 minutes early for my movie 😩

Replace Scott’s coming out in ep 5 with Dan and Phil walking on the ice holding a pride flag. Peak cinema

ik puerto ricans are made fun of bc the way we speak spanish but i think all of latin america should come together and bully spain instead bc wtf is a vosotros

“No entiendo el español puertorriqueño o dominicano” yo entiendo todos los dialectos del español porque mi corazón es puro y mis intenciones son buenas

Soon it will be summer and I will be stoned out of my mind at the beach and I will have inner peace again

you are NOT sending these bitches to space 🙄🙄

dan y phil verdaderamente no pueden hacer nada por estar atrapados con un publico que los odia

I love my mom to the moon and back and in the current climate this behavior is incredibly thoughtful, but someone in Fargo could breathe wrong and she’ll have heard about it and text my Twin Cities ass asking if I’m okay 😭😭😭

“Worry about yourself “/“when our friends make bad choices we don’t have to make those choices too”

some spanish phrases you might need to learn: im chilling: estoy chillando im embarrassed: estoy embarazada

guy who's listened to 10 fob songs: you GOTTA listen to headfirst slide guy who's listened to 100 fob songs: you GOTTA listen to headfirst slide guy who's listened to 1000 fob songs: you GOTTA listen to headfirst slide

Unironically callmekevins new sims video is a good demonstration of pack bloat or event bloat i think . He just wants to do the royal thing but suddenly he’s got a wealthy weirdo, then he’s on love highland, then he’s on 7 wild dates…. Just slow down on the fucking phone calls!!