I’m Sunday hungover on a Wednesday

Jarvis make her 5’8” with feisty attitude

My balls hurt

Butt hole burning from bojangles spicy biscuit

I want some crab legs I feel like Jameis winston

Miller lite the best beer Miller Lite

Blind pig blind pig blind pig

I’ll never regret drunk gambling just went up $350

Keep. Fucking. Gambling.

Feel like I just played a football game

Dry campus or thot daughter

Fuck gyms why do I have to write you a fuckin letter that I want to cancel I hope your place burns down

Tryna put this 30 on somebody

When the Grateful Dead song so damn long a YouTube ad start playing 😂💔

Everyone wish me luck, Ive entered the torture chamber known as the “dentist”. I plan on fighting like hell, this will be my last message for a while.

Swing on dat mf w 2 hands

Older I get, the more apps I keep open on my phone. Don’t swipe em away