Cuando me piden en el trabajo que haga un curso online.

‘Are you busy?’ Me: ‘No’ *Incoming video call*

"i can't wait to have fun on my day off" Me on my day off:

" wyd after work?" Me already in bed:

Can’t even ride around to clear yo mind no more tank gone be clear before yo mind is

Your package will be delivered today” Me all day:

me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am

Me when I accidentally answer someone who wasn’t talking to me:

Throwing all my company's confidential info into ChatGPT to respond to one email

What do you mean today is not Friday and neither is tomorrow???

"Are you free after work?" Me after work:

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

#MyXAnniversary

Me when I wake up on my own vs when someone wakes me up

I hate slow turners... SWING that car bro.

Me looking at that person i know is evil but i don’t have proof yet

“if u sleep in the afternoon, u won't sleep at night” me in the afternoon and at night:

when you’re comfortable in bed and it starts raining

"Are you free after work?" me after work:

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing