Monday is the day white people complain about things that are really just minor inconveniences and make them seem like Armageddon.

Sometimes I think I'm sane and everyone else is crazy, then I remember that's what crazy people tell themselves.

Only guys on Twitter like me. Fml.

Someone roll my fat ass to the gym.

@eoreilly_92 It's getting really sad. I fake cry about it.

I don't think I could date a guy who is shorter than me. Or the same height.

I think, therefore I don't fall in love.

“@k_annex227: @TheBluntChick 's tweets are so fucking easy to relate to ... I love whoever that chick is” She loves you. Whoever you are.

“@Aiiiimeee: Brunettes with green eyes” Stop talking about me.

Do I paint my nails, then cry about my life? Or do I cry about my life, then paint my nails? #decisionsdecisions

Let's fall in like, then hate each other after two weeks, then get back together. Then break up again in another month or so.

@playswithlife None. It's only like, not love.

I'm just a very awkward girl who decided to make an account on Twitter.

“@kaydobrien: #AnonIWannaPartyWith TheBluntChick” Let's rage, bro.

I'm really a nice, caring person and it drives me nuts.

“sergiovalenco: I think I love you. Bye. Have a nice life.” <--- this is me.

Whenever you're feeling a bit down, just remember that you're constantly being judged. So smile.